Hello.

My name is J. Well it isn't really my name but you can call me it if you want. I am also called Pobbles. That isn't really my name either. I used to ride a bicycle but then I got a fast car.

There is someone who is called Dog. I don't know him, but he used to be called Pup and now he is called Dog. He is rather touchy about being called Dog. If you say Mazel Tov to him, he will think you said Muzzles Off and so he will hit you. He also makes things to give people electric shocks. He gave Paul an electric shock and so Paul hit him.